Ah, Brownshoe, that is an excellent list.
May I offer some of my own?
THINGS THAT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT
(in no particular order)
Fantasy Football
Eva Longoria
How many Friends you have on MySpace
or
That you've been added to Madonna's buddy list via MySpace
or
That you think you've been talking to Jude Law via MySpace (you haven't...get a clue)
Why Hollywood has gotten so skinny (even though the rest of America has gotten so fuckin' fat)
Any movie by M. Night Shyamalan
Anything that Tyra Banks has ever said. Especially when she's wearing a fat suit.
Anything by The Black Eyed Peas. Especially that wacky tranny Fergie.
Celebrity Fit Club
Any of those jackasses on Jackass
sadly...The VMA's.
Everyone's stupid exclusionary Religion
Madden NFL 07
--Tenspeed